Blonde, a Car and a Mattress - A TRUE STORY

Blonde, a Car and a Mattress - A TRUE STORY

A blonde ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway,
And decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
To tear a hole in the fuel tank.

The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally
brought the vehicle to a stop.

She had managed to drive 30 miles,
With a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.

She had it towed to her Ford dealership, and complained
That the vehicle had a 'sort of a noise'
When she was driving at high speeds.

Below are the photos of what they
Found at her Ford Dealership.......

The last photo is by far the best.

"Sort of a noise" -- I'll bet it did!

They Still Can't Believe Their Eyes.

And Still Wondering How To Remove It!


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